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Don't Buy a House Until You Check These Foundation Warning Signs

Buying a home is one of the biggest investments most people will ever make. While it's easy to fall in love with a beautiful kitchen, updated bathrooms, or a stunning backyard, one part of the home deserves just as much attention—and it's often the part buyers see the least.

The foundation.

A home can be beautifully renovated from top to bottom, but if the foundation has significant issues, those cosmetic upgrades can quickly lose their appeal. The good news is that not every crack or imperfection is a reason to walk away. The key is understanding what you're looking at and knowing when to ask more questions.

Not Every Crack Is a Major Problem

One of the biggest misconceptions among home buyers is that every foundation crack means expensive repairs. In reality, many concrete foundations develop small shrinkage cracks as they cure and settle over time. These are often cosmetic and usually only need to be repaired if they begin to allow moisture inside.

What deserves closer attention are larger cracks, horizontal cracks, stair-step cracks in masonry, or cracks that appear to be widening or shifting over time. These can indicate movement that should be evaluated by a qualified professional.

Watch for Signs of Water

Water is one of the biggest enemies of any foundation. During a showing, take a few extra minutes to inspect the basement.

Look for:

  • Water stains on foundation walls on the inside of the home

  • Efflorescence (a white powdery residue on concrete or masonry)

  • Musty odours

  • Peeling paint

  • Mold or mildew

  • Damp spots on the floor

  • Pooling water on a basement floor

These signs don't always indicate a major problem, but they do tell a story about how moisture has affected the home.

Doors and Windows Can Tell You a Lot

If doors stick, windows are difficult to open, or gaps appear around frames, it could simply be seasonal movement—or it could indicate foundation settlement.

No single sign tells the whole story. It's the combination of symptoms that matters.

Look Beyond the Foundation

Sometimes the clues are outside.

Check the grading around the home. Ideally, the ground should slope away from the foundation to help move water away. Also look at downspouts to make sure they discharge well away from the house rather than dumping water beside the foundation.

Simple drainage improvements can prevent costly repairs down the road.

Another thing to keep in mind, is to look for pests and any evidence of them. Termites and carpenter ants can be a big problem if not dealt with in a timely manner. Knowing what to look for can help you catch them early before they get out of hand.

Some things to look for would be mud tube up your foundation walls on the outside or little bit of wood on the floor on the inside. These hungry little critters also love damp or wet locations. So be sure to check for any wet wood, such as window or door sills. 

Floors Should Feel Level

As you walk through the home, pay attention to how the floors feel.

Do they noticeably slope?

Do you feel like you're walking downhill?

Again, older homes often have some settling, but significant unevenness deserves further investigation, but does not always mean big issues. Some century homes, especially in the country were built with whatever materials the homesteader could find or mill on their own land. 

Don't Panic—Investigate

Finding one concern shouldn't automatically end your interest in a property.

Many foundation issues are repairable, and some have already been professionally corrected. The important thing is to understand the condition of the home and any cost associated with any repairs, before removing conditions or making a firm commitment.

A qualified home inspector can often identify areas that require further evaluation, and when necessary, a structural engineer or foundation specialist can provide additional recommendations.

Buying with Confidence

Every home has strengths and weaknesses. The goal isn't to find a perfect home—it's to understand the home you're buying.

As a REALTOR®, I encourage my clients to look beyond fresh paint and beautiful staging. A solid home begins with a solid foundation, and taking the time to inspect these key areas can save thousands of dollars and provide valuable peace of mind.

If you're thinking about buying a home in the Wasaga Beach, Collingwood, Clearview or surrounding area, I'd be happy to help you evaluate properties, explain what to look for during showings, and connect you with trusted local professionals when additional expertise is needed.

A little knowledge and vision today can help you make a confident decision tomorrow.

It is also important to know if you own a home it is not time to forget about it. A home is a living breathing thing and you need to give it a check up regularly. Homes move with changes in temperature and humidity and age. 

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New property listed in Clearview

I have listed a new property at 236 PHILLIPS Street S in Clearview. See details here

The Gathering Place. Imagine a place where three generations can gather, children can play freely, and every season brings new memories. From the moment you arrive, the pace slows, the noise fades, and you begin to picture a different way of living. More than just a home, this is a place where families grow, traditions begin, and life is meant to be shared. Thoughtfully designed for multi-generational living, two families, or those seeking a legal income opportunity, this rare property offers exceptional flexibility without compromising comfort or privacy. Most of the living space is conveniently located on one level, including a legal barrier-free minded soundproof accessory apartment with no stairs and its own large private porch-ideal for aging parents, adult children, guests, or rental income. Inside, timeless craftsmanship is evident throughout, with beautiful wood finishes, custom trim, handcrafted doors, and unique details that create a warmth rarely found in today's homes. Outside, enjoy peaceful mornings on the expansive enclosed porch, sunny afternoons by the pool, and evenings spent with family and friends on the spacious deck or by the campfire. In winter, the woodstove offers a cozy place to gather after a day outdoors. The property provides room to breathe, play, and grow, with fruit and flowering trees, generous parking, space for an RV or boat or two or ten, and a detached shop for hobbies, projects, or extra storage. Tucked away on a quiet dead-end street, you'll enjoy the peace of country living in town while being just minutes from the beaches, shopping, recreation, and amenities of Collingwood and Wasaga Beach, and Barrie is only 30 minutes. Opportunities like this are rare. Offering the flexibility and value of two homes in one-with even greater benefits-this is more than a property. It's a lifestyle waiting to be experienced. So go pack your bags and be this homes next chapter in its long history.

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New property listed in Clearview

I have listed a new property at 323 sunnidale Street in Clearview. See details here

Buy now and build your future. With municipal water, sewer, and natural gas coming to the street in the very near future, this is an excellent opportunity to secure your lot before serviced property values are expected to increase. Whether you're dreaming of a year-round home, a retirement retreat, or a weekend escape, this well-sized lot is your chance to create a home that's perfectly suited to your lifestyle. Enjoy the peace of designing exactly what you want while investing in one of Ontario's fastest-growing four-season recreational areas. Located just minutes from Wasaga Beach, Collingwood, Blue Mountain, and the stunning shores of Southern Georgian Bay, you'll have endless opportunities to enjoy beaches, golf, skiing, hiking, cycling, boating, shopping, and dining-all within easy reach. Everyday conveniences, including healthcare, schools, churches and shopping, are nearby, while Toronto Pearson International Airport is approximately 75 minutes away. Best of all, you don't have to navigate the building process alone. Start designing and planning now. Opportunities at this price are becoming increasingly difficult to find. Secure your place in one of Southern Georgian Bay's most sought-after lifestyle destinations and start planning the home you've always imagined.

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New property listed in Wasaga Beach

I have listed a new property at 20 TOPAZ Street W in Wasaga Beach. See details here

There's something special about waking up to the stillness of water just outside your door. This charming 2-bedroom bungalow offers a lifestyle that feels a world away from the everyday rush. Set along a peaceful pond, you'll find yourself slowing down, morning coffee on the enclosed porch, evenings on the deck watching the light settle over the water, and a quiet that's hard to come by. Inside, the home is simple, comfortable, and easy to care for, designed for those who value time spent living, not maintaining. Step outside, and the lifestyle truly opens up. Whether it's a warm summer day by one of the outdoor pools, a swim year-round in the indoor all-season pool, or watching kids laugh and play at the nearby playgrounds, there's something here for every age and stage. For those who love the outdoors, you're just minutes from the world's longest freshwater sand beach, perfect for long walks, sunsets, and making memories that last. And when it's time to head into town, you're within walking distance of the library, twin-pad indoor ice rinks (with a Tim Hortons inside for those early mornings or post-skate warm-ups), and shopping. This isn't just a home-it's a place where life feels a little easier, a little slower, and a lot more connected. Whether you're a young family, professional couple, or seniors looking for a place to call home, this is more than just a roof over your head; it is a lifestyle. Buy now and enjoy all the summer has to offer within this community. On a side note, this is a land-lease community, and your fees go towards all the fun you will have living here.

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From Weekend Escape to Everyday Living: A Georgian Bay Story

I remember when they first reached out. 

A young family, two kids, busy careers, living in the city—like a lot of people I’ve worked with over the years. Life was full. Maybe a little too full. Between work, school, traffic, and everything in between, they were starting to feel like they were always rushing… but not really getting ahead.

They weren’t sure what the next step was. They just knew something needed to change.

Like many, they started by looking for a weekend place. Somewhere they could escape to. Somewhere quieter. Somewhere, their kids could actually be outside more than they were inside.

So we started exploring options around Collingwood, Wasaga Beach, and even some properties just outside Creemore.

At first, the plan was simple: find a place they could use on weekends.

And honestly, it didn’t take long before they found something that felt right. A comfortable home, close to trails, not far from the water. The kind of place where you walk in and immediately feel your shoulders drop a bit.

That first summer, they used it exactly how they planned. Friday night drives up. Late dinners. Early mornings with coffee outside instead of in the car. The kids running around, dirty by noon, tired in the best way by the end of the day.

It was everything they were hoping for.

But something interesting started to happen.

By the fall, the Sunday drive back to the city got a little quieter. By winter, they were stretching weekends as long as they could. And by the following spring, the conversations started to shift.

“Why are we only here two days a week?”

That’s usually the turning point.

We sat down again and looked at things differently this time—not just as a second property, but as a full-time move.

They had questions, as everyone does.

What about schools? Work? The day-to-day routine?

But here’s the thing I’ve seen time and time again: once people experience the lifestyle in Southern Georgian Bay, they start to realize it’s not just a place to visit—it’s a place to live.

Collingwood had everything they needed. Schools, community, amenities. Wasaga Beach offered space and that relaxed, near-the-water feel. Creemore had that quiet charm and slower pace that’s getting harder to find.

The more we talked, the more it made sense.

So they made the move.

Sold the city home. Transitioned their work. Settled in full-time.

And the difference?

It wasn’t one big moment. It was a hundred small ones.

Mornings that didn’t start in traffic. Evenings that lasted a little longer. Weekdays that felt more balanced. Their kids were outside more, screens less. Weekends that didn’t feel like a race to fit everything in.

Life didn’t slow down completely—but it changed pace.

More intentional. Less rushed.

And that’s really what draws people here.

As a builder and realtor in this area for many years, I’ve seen this story play out more times than I can count. It often starts with a weekend property—a foot in the door. A “what if.”

And then, over time, that question turns into a decision.

Not everyone makes the jump to full-time living, and that’s okay. A weekend home can be exactly what some people need. But for others, it becomes clear that what they really want isn’t just an escape—it’s a different way of living.

That’s what this area offers. Everything from golfing, skiing, hiking, fishing and boating or just relaxing on the beach with the kids or grandbabies. 

It’s not just about a ski home in Collingwood, or a cottage in Wasaga Beach, or country property near Creemore. It’s about what life looks like when you’re here.

A little more space. A little more time. A different pace.

And sometimes, all it takes is one weekend to start rethinking everything.

Does this sound like a story you could fit in? Let’s have a conversation and see if this is the move for you!!

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Tired of Winter Yet?!!!!

In parts of Ontario, we saw record amounts of snow this year. For many of us, it felt like we were constantly digging out driveways, clearing roofs, and keeping snowbanks under control.

Now that the warmer days are finally starting to show up, many homeowners are coming out of winter mode — cleaning up the yard, checking the house for winter damage, and getting ready for spring projects.

It’s also the time of year when many people start thinking about their home a little differently.

After a long winter, questions naturally come up:  

  • Is this still the right space for us?

  • Should we renovate?

  • Should we move someday?

With that in mind, I wanted to share a quick update on what’s happening in the real estate market and what it might mean for homeowners here in our area.

The Real Estate Market is Always Changing

And lately, a lot of people have been asking what that really means for their families. The good news is that we’re starting to see a more balanced market in parts of some counties. That’s helpful for both buyers and sellers

According to the Bank of Canada, inflation has eased, and interest rates are expected to remain relatively stable. That gives buyers (especially first-time buyers who’ve been shut out of the market for the last few years) a bit more confidence when planning a purchase. And it reduces some of the uncertainty sellers have been feeling.

The Canadian Real Estate Association (CREA) is also forecasting a gradual improvement in housing activity, with modest and sustainable price growth as confidence returns to the market.

Buyers are starting to see more choice and better opportunities to negotiate.

Sellers are still benefiting from strong long-term demand in some communities. Feel free to reach out to find out if you’re in one of these communities.

And for homeowners who may be thinking about moving in the future, the current market gives you time to plan carefully rather than feeling rushed.

Even if a move isn’t in your immediate plans, I’m always happy to be a resource. Many clients reach out just to ask about their home’s current value, especially when they’re refinancing, planning renovations, or simply curious about how the market has changed.

Real estate conversations often start long before anyone decides to move. If friends or family ever mention real estate questions, I’d truly appreciate the introduction. You never know who might benefit from trusted advice.

My goal is simply to provide clarity, honest guidance, and support whenever you need it. Because sometimes the market feels like this:

“Should we move?”

“Maybe refinance?”

“Let’s just watch listings for fun…”

And honestly — that’s perfectly okay.

Can I afford to buy a home?

I’m always here whenever curiosity turns into a conversation.

If you would like my Free Spring Maintenance Check List, please reach out, and I would be happy to send it to you. 

Have a fantastic spring!

Joseph Talbot

 

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Royal Lepage Locations North

705-733-5821  www.josephtalbot.ca

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Looking to Purchase Rural Property

Are you searching for rural property? If you’d like vacant land to built on, or just want to get away from the hustle and bustle of the city, there’s lots to think about. Restrictions can come into play from the township, the environmental authorities, and the mortgage lenders, and these may affect your ability to do what you want with the property.

                  👉🏻 Download 5 Things You Need to Know About Rural Living

This is where I come into play. Since I have experience buying and selling rural properties, I understand some of the questions you need to ask, before you purchase. Here are some examples you may not have thought about:

Zoning or Designation

This could play major role in how you can use the property. Did you know that land, not just the buildings, can be designated “Heritage”?  Depending on the zoning, there could be restrictions, such as where you can build, renovate, fence, install lane-ways, ponds, or place outbuildings, or whether you can raise livestock.

 

Location of Building Site

Where, on the land, do you want to build?  How much will it cost to get hydro to your new home. Will the township even allow you to build? You may have plans for the property, however, you’ll need to see what the township will allow, before you go ahead.

Previous Land Use

Have you thought about how the land was used in the past?  Is there a lease that runs with the land, which could place restrictions on your use?  Check into mining rights, gravel pits, water rights, timber contracts or farm crops. These are just a few, but there are many to think about.

Water

Abundance or lack of water is a major concern for rural properties.  If there is a river or stream on your property, how does that affect your use?  There are minimum setback and elevations from waterways to buildings and laneways.  Also, think of flood plains or seasonal water tables.  The Conservation Authority can often dictate what you can do. In other words, applications and engineered reports can take time and be quite costly.

Energy Sources

Another thing to keep in mind when buying a property is the presence of windmills or solar farms in the area. What about future power lines?  How close can your neighbour build a home or barn? These issues may affect the enjoyment of your property and can impact resale value. Unfortunately, you can’t control what others do around you, but you can make sure you do your homework.

Need More Information about Rural Property?

These are just a few things to keep in mind when you are considering purchasing a rural home. I would be pleased to help with this very important decision.  If you take the time to consider potential issues first, it can be a very exciting time.

There are some fantastic rural homes and properties on the market today and I would like to help you find just the right one for you and your family.  I work in the Beautiful areas of Creemore, Stayner, Collingwood, Wasaga Beach, Blue Mountain, and Grey Highlands; recreational paradise.

Call me today, if you have had any experiences good or bad with rural properties. I would be very interested to hear from you, and appreciate any comments.

And don’t forget to download 5 Things You Need to Know About Rural Living.

Thank you very much and I hope all your Real Estate goals come true!!

 

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Carbon Monoxide Alarms Were Sounding

Today I had a distress call from one of my property management client's tenants.

My client owns a home and rents out the apartments. The owners do not live in the area, so I’m here to help whenever they need me. The home has an apartment in the basement and the rest of the house is rented out separately. The basement tenant called me at 9 am today, to say the carbon monoxide alarm woke her up and was going off in the house. Needless to say, I told her I would be right over.

When I got there, the door to the garage was open and the house was all closed up, so I went to find the tenant in the basement. She said the alarm had been going off for about 30 minutes. I knew, right away, that it wasn’t coming from the basement.

Is Everyone Okay?

The main floor tenant wasn’t home, but instinct told me this was an emergency, so I entered the home and the smell just about knocked me over. The air was definitely not right, even though you can't usually smell carbon monoxide in your home. All the lights were on and the furnace was off, but the house was really hot. A little dog was very busy barking at me and the cat just looks at me. Good thing. This meant they were still alive.

First, I checked the whole house to make sure no one was sleeping or unconscious. Since carbon monoxide, doesn't have an odour itself, people can become ill without knowing it's there. Thankfully, no one was home. I checked the furnace and the hot water heater. I didn’t touch anything, even a light switch, in case there was a gas leak which could lead to an explosion.

Don’t Touch Anything if There is a Possible Gas Leak!

When C02 detectors in your home, go off, don’t touch anything, since it could be signaling a gas leak. Turning on even a light switch, could ignite an explosion.

I did turn off the detector, which came back on a few minutes later. There was no smoke, so we called Enbridge, right away. They arrived about an hour later. The technician opened the door, took a reading, and emphatically told us to STAY OUT OF THE HOUSE! We left the doors open to air things out.

To make a long story a little shorter, after about two hours of airing out the house and taking more readings, the level finally went down to zero, were it was safe to go back in the home. It is a wonder that the little dog and cat weren’t affected. The Enbridge technician said the levels were high enough to kill a human. I was so glad the tenant called me when she did!

The Legal Apartment Was Super Helpful

It is a good thing that the tenant in the other apartment called me. We likely saved the animals lives. In this case, she wasn’t in danger because the apartment was a legal conforming apartment, according to today’s building code. It was completely sealed up apart from the rest of the house.

After all inspections by the gas technician and my heating contractor they found nothing wrong with the gas lines, furnace, or gas water heater in the house, which was puzzling. However, after speaking with the main floor tenant, I learned that a car had been running in the attached garage. As soon as they opened the door into the house, the wind sucked the CO right into the house, like a vacuum and set off the alarms. It filled the entire house including all the duct work.

The Moral of This Story is Two Fold

1. NEVER run your car in your attached garage. According to Enbridge Gas, this is a common cause of dangerous levels of carbon monoxide in your home.
2. ALWAYS make sure your smoke and CO2 alarms are working. Check them at least every six months or more often, is better. One way to remember is to check them when the clocks go forward and back.

Make Sure Your Home Has Enough Fire and C02 Alarms

It’s imperative that you have smoke alarms and carbon monoxide detectors in your home. I have one on every floor of my home, plus one in front of all the bedrooms. I also have two fire extinguishers, for different types of fires.

Praise God that the basement tenant called me today. Good thinking.

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Keep Your Home Healthy This Fall With a Little Check-Up

In the fall, a little home maintenance is essential, to keep your home healthy through the winter. When you own a home, it’s an investment. Of course, we all want to protect our investment, so a little upkeep, in every season, is a great idea. It’s well worth the time and can save you $1000’s in the long run.

Just like a vehicle, if we take care of repairs right away, it will last us longer, and will be worth more when it’s time to sell.

Fall Home Maintenance Tasks to Remember

Here are a few things to think about, when it comes to protecting what you’ve worked so far for. If you do these tasks, before the snow flies, your home will thank you. Here's a checklist, in case you're not sure where to begin:

  • Check that your plumbing vent stacks are higher than potential snow depth on your roof. They must be able to breathe, even when the roof is covered in snow.

  • Get on your roof (or hire someone) to check for potential leaks, or ice damming.

  • While you're up there, replace any worn or damaged shingles to prevent leaks

  • Clean out your eaves troughs to make sure water doesn't back up under your shingles and into your home, or cause other costly damage.

  • Maintain a humidity level around 50%. It will help you to avoid mold growth and prevent dry skin and nose bleeds.

  • Check for heat loss around windows and doors, attic hatches, and light fixtures. (Ask me how. It’s simple and it’ll save you $!)

  • Look for heat loss around outlets, on exterior walls as well as interior walls.

  • Remove window air conditioners, for the winter. They can cause quite a bit of heat loss.

  • Replace deteriorated caulking. Remove and re-caulk to keep out cold air, moisture, and bugs.

  • Inspect for bugs and rodents. Pests look for warm places for the winter, and they can cause a lot of damage.

  • Turn off outside taps and drain. Wrap all water pipes to keep your water temperature stable.

  • Look for moisture gathering and/or mold in your bathroom. Consider adding an exhaust fan, if you haven’t done so yet.

  • If you have older windows, consider shrink wrap or heavy curtains to keep the heat in, and the cold out. Be sure to open in the daytime to avoid condensation.

  • Look for condensation on windows and walls. If you don’t fix the issue, it might frost up on cold nights.

  • Stake out items that may get buried in snow, to avoid catching them with the snow blower.

  • Cut the grass one more time. It’s easier to rake off leaves and gravel in the spring!

  • This one is super important. Bee sure that your CO2 and smoke detectors are working well.

This isn’t an exhaustive list of fall home maintenance tasks, but it’ll get you started for sure.

Are Spring and Summer the Best Times to Sell Real Estate?

The market is definitely busier during those months, but here's why I think winter is a great time to sell your home.

If you're considering it, check out my Guide to Selling your Home in the Winter. If you have any questions, give me a shout!

 

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Have You Changed Your Light Bulbs?

Have you considered any ways to reduce your home's energy use?  Have you ever looked at the cost associated with energy-related products and services?  Do you even care?

Well, as a realtor, an investor, a builder and a home-owner, I think reducing your home's energy use is important, but there are many factors to consider.  When I decide whether or not to invest, I consider the project’s cost and return on investment.

Replace Your Light Bulbs, They Said

A while ago I invested time and aggravation to purchase and install compact fluorescent light bulbs (CFLs) throughout my whole house.  I bought them from Canadian Tire and Home Depot , rather than the dollar store, so the cost was significant.  The brand was highly recommended for energy efficiency and long life span, and they were supposed to outlast regular bulbs by many, many hours.

Unfortunately, that wasn’t the case for me.  Several of them blew within a few months, and boy do they stink when they blow up.  One Sunday, just before we headed out for Church, I noticed a blown CFL in my kitchen light fixture.  I quickly grabbed a chair and jumped up and to replace it.  When I tried to turn the bulb, the thinner glass actually broke in my hands and cut me.  (I still have all my fingers, just a little less blood.)

That's When I Read the Warning Labels

The labels said the bulbs were toxic! Pregnant or nursing mothers and children should be evacuated from the room.  Needless to say, with small children in my home, I have not bought another one since and never will.

Now, how about the cost of these things??  I will never get my money out of them!  Not sure what the big hype was all about, but I figure it’s all a scam.  Next time I go and try and be energy conscious, I will be cautious enough to research and ask around more.

So, CFL light bulbs will not be my favourite way to consume less power, but thankfully, there are other ways.

Try these strategies to reduce energy use in your home:

  1. Let natural light into your home during the day, as long as it's not too hot outside.

  2. Plug into power bars with power switches. Turn the power off when you are not using them.

  3. Choose energy efficient brands when replacing your appliances.

  4. Use task lighting and table lamps. Turn lights off when you leave a room.

  5. Put timers on your devices so you use them as you need them, rather than leaving them on all the time.

  6. Use a programmable thermostat to regulate temperature according to your activities.

  7. Try using BBQs, crockpots and other devices to help you use your oven less in the summer time.

  8. Wash your clothing in cold water, do larger loads to run your machines less often, and hang your laundry to dry.

  9. Seal drafty widows and doors to keep your home warm in the winter.

  10. Ensure your attic is insulated properly, keeping the heat in, in the winter, and out in the summer.

These are just a few simple ideas to reduce your home's energy use. If you want to go further, you could get a Natural Resources Canada Home Audit done. They'll recommend renovations you can do to greatly improve your energy consumption.

Have you put much thought into reducing energy use in your home?  How have you been able to do it in a cost effective way?  Feel free to comment here.

 

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Ark Building in Today’s Age

I just came across this humorous anecdote I clipped from the Creemore Echo in 2003 and it’s sooo relevant in the business of building today.

The earth was wicked and overpopulated.  The Lord instructed Noah to rebuild the Ark and save two of every living thing, along with a few good humans. 

“Here’s the blueprint,” said the Lord.  “You will need to hurry, for in six months I will start the unending rain for 40 days and 40 nights.”  Right on schedule six months later the rains started coming down. 

But when the Lord checked in with Noah, he was weeping in his flooded yard, and there was no Ark.  “Noah,” He roared; “Where’s the Ark?”

Forgive me, Lord,” begged Noah.  “Things have changed.  I needed a building permit.  I’ve been arguing with the inspector about the need for a sprinkler system.  My neighbours claim that I have violated the zoning laws by building the Ark in my yard and exceeding the height limit.  We had to go to the Development Appeal Board for a decision. 

Then Transport Canada and the Department of Highways and Hydro wanted a bond posted for the future costs of moving power, trolley, and other overhead obstructions, to clear the passage for the Ark’s move to the sea.  I argued the sea would be coming to us, but they would hear nothing of this! 

Getting wood was another problem.  There’s a ban on cutting local trees in order to save the potted owl.  I tried to convince the environmentalists that I needed the wood to save the owls, but no go!”

“I started gathering the animals, but then an animal rights group sued me.  They insisted that I was confining wild animals against their will.  As well, they argued the space was too restrictive and it was cruel and inhumane to put so many animals in so confined an area.”

“Environment Canada decided that I could not build the Ark without filing an environmental impact statement on your proposed flood. 

I’m still trying to resolve a complaint with the Human Rights Commission on how many minorities I’m supposed to hire for my building crew. Meanwhile, the trade unions want me to hire only union people with ark building experience. 

 

To make matters worse, Canada Customs and Revenue Agency seized all of my assets, claiming I’m trying to leave the country illegally as well as with endangered species.

 

So, forgive me, Lord, but it would take at least ten years to finish this Ark.”  Suddenly, the skies cleared, and the sun began to shine.  A rainbow stretched across the sky! 

 

Noah looked up in wonder.  “You mean you’re not going to destroy the world, Lord?” he asked.

“No,” said the Lord.  “Your government already has!”

Editor's note:  This modern fable was recently shared with the Big Heart Seniors and sent on to the Echo by Edith and Bob Veale.

Author unknown. 

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Secrets to Creating an Age Friendly Home

When people buy a home they intend to live in for the rest of their lives, they don't always consider if that home will suit them as they age. In fact, many people plan remodeling projects that won't help them at all when they get older, such as putting in a hot tub. Maybe that's something they can finally afford and have always wanted, but they don't take into consideration how useful - or not - something like that will be as they age.

Here are a few things you should think about in creating an age friendly home. Keep in mind that everyone ages differently, and you may not know exactly what types of accommodations you'll need, but by planning ahead, you'll have some idea of what you may need.

Accessibility Considerations

Stairs

The ideal home for seniors should include a no-step layout, including no steps up to at least one entrance of your house. If you have steps at every door of your home, be aware that you may need to add a ramp at some point in the future. This holds true even if you or your spouse isn't in a wheelchair; the fact is that negotiating steps becomes difficult for nearly everyone as they age.

Doorways, both within the house as well as entrance doors, should be at least 32 inches wide to accommodate a wheelchair or walker, and doors should have lever handles instead of knobs for arthritic hands.

Bathrooms

Your home should ideally have a full-sized bath and master bedroom on the first floor, as stairs may become difficult to navigate. Bathrooms should include toilets and counter tops that are at a comfortable height for seniors. Showers are ideal for seniors, since most falls occur getting in and out of the tub. You can get shower chairs with wide seats.

If you already have a tub and choose not to remodel, add several grab bars and a bath bench to put across the tub so you don't have to stand up to reach necessary items. You should also add a grip mat in the bottom of the tub and a hand-held showerhead so you can avoid standing as much as possible. If you have room for it, you might also want to consider placing a sturdy chair near the tub to aid in mobility and dressing.

Bedrooms

Bedrooms, particularly the first floor master bedroom, should have large closets with accessible storage and a bed that is low enough for seniors to easily climb into. Since older people need three times as much light as younger people do, you'll also want adequate lighting, not just in the bedroom, but also throughout the entire house.

A good reading light will help, and you may want to consider a nightlight to make middle of the night trips to the bathroom safer. If the bedroom is connected to the bathroom, a sturdy chair near the bathroom door will be good if you need a little help getting to the bathroom.

Kitchen

Adequate lighting is particularly important in the kitchen because there are so many ways to get hurt in that room. You can add under-cabinet and can lights if you don't have enough florescent lighting. You'll also want to make sure cabinets are easily accessible, and add roll out shelves and more shallow shelves if necessary. Stoves should have large dials for easy viewing, and ovens should have pull out racks. Other senior kitchen necessities include a stool for resting, a lever style faucet on the sink, a garbage disposal and trash compactor, and a u-shaped galley kitchen layout so food does not have to be carried.

Other changes that will help you age in your home

  • Low pile carpet for easy mobility

  • Low shine floors that minimize glare

  • Pressure mats instead of motion detectors that interfere with hearing aids

  • Buzzers instead of high frequency alarms and doorbells

  • Adequate heating system so space heaters aren't needed

  • Touch lamps instead of ones with knobs

  • Out of the way extension cords 

  • No throw rugs (tripping hazards)

  • Furniture with firm, high seats

  • Chairs with arms and without coasters so they don't slide

  • Light colored floors and bright walls, with a contrast between the two

Outside of the home, patios are better for seniors than decks, because decks require more maintenance and tend to be slick when wet. There may come a time where maintaining an elaborately landscaped yard is too much for you. As you get older, you may want to consider either simplifying your yard so you have less to do in it, or hiring someone to take over yard care duties. Following these tips can make aging in your home much easier.

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